23 4 / 2014

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via babymichaeljones)

22 4 / 2014

fallenofghislain:

karapassey:

Everything makes me grumpy. 

And the fact that so called smart and popular people don’t see this problem makes me even grumpier.

fallenofghislain:

karapassey:

Everything makes me grumpy. 

And the fact that so called smart and popular people don’t see this problem makes me even grumpier.

(via cypheroftyr)

22 4 / 2014

mathsturbation:

transformation tuesday

(via ruinedchildhood)

22 4 / 2014

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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 right

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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(via boldlyspocko)

22 4 / 2014

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

rampaigehalseyface:

itsamultifandomthing:

barackfuckingobama:

thepokeyhokey:

#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY

I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.

I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.

And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.

You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you

yes

(via olafurneal)

22 4 / 2014

ffinicks:

I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.

(via canisbaileyilupus)

22 4 / 2014

aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

(Source: merankoria, via therainoutside)

22 4 / 2014

adventuresingenderfluidity:

reality tv show where they take out trans and non binary people and buy them a whole new wardrobe to help them feel comfortable and fit their representation

(via transshinjiikari)

22 4 / 2014

airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me

lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

(via olafurneal)

22 4 / 2014

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

(via chronic-genderbender)